The Quote Thread...

[surfnorthwest]

Well since it is almost time to celebrate the birthday of Jesus, (that is what Christmas is all about in case anyone has been brainwashed to think different) I will post the worlds greatest road map for all of you for free.

John 14:6
 Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

That's a quote that will save your life. You're welcome

[Kongels]

"If you can't say anything nice,don't say anything at all"

"Make your words soft and sweet for you may have to eat them later"

[HarleyMan]

'Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it'.

'In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast. In fact, every major aspect of the christian mind control cult was stolen from the so-called pagans. The virginal birth, the death, the resurrection, and yes even their beloved cross, ALL taken from the pagan cults that predate the christian cult by hundreds, if not thousands, of years'.

I personally find the flocking of sheep and such a tad out of proper seasonal place and order as well, but I digress.

I love the idiotic elitism inherent in the suggestion that your belief system will save anyone's life. I can think for myself, you're welcome. Brainwashiing speaks for itself.

[surfnorthwest]

I love the idiotic elitism inherent in the suggestion that your belief system will save anyone's life

The quote is from Jesus Christ, he said not I. If you do not believe that Jesus was sent here to offer you and I life then OK. You will someday work it out with him yourself, we all will. Have a Merry Christmas.

[Spotted Dog]

"Santa Claus died."

"Always carry a litter bag in your car. When it gets full, just toss it out the window."

[HappyBlues]

If you don't read newspaper you're uninformed. If you do read newspaper you're misinformed.
Mark Twain

[Tnjpekar]

"That boys as sharp as a bowling ball"-Foghorn Leghorn

[MKB]

A black hole is where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

[Tnjpekar]

God said go forth and be fruitful and multiply, Onin stayed home and divided-Mel Brooks

[surfnorthwest]

Don't threaten me Al, you're out of shape....I'll kick your ass

Mom I never tossed off to anything

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-- Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:34 pm --

This is my kind of acting, what a classic.

At 5:09
Now you gonna shoot me in my pinky toe

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[Herbvis]

"it makes sense if you dont think about it"

and

"You cant fix stupid"

Two of many I have been using lately

[slowpokerhino]

"Sometimes I think I think too much."
Thought of that one myself.

[VMGravy]

i may not go down in history, but ill go down on your sister.
oh and kongels nice pic man

[pillagethesound]

Idiots are so much fun, I can see why every village wants one

[StephenRutledge]

'If I ever think I want to get married, I'll find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.' killpop99, MetroAmp forum member.